Spring Break Excerpt

Mom: Oh, look! Here's that commercial I was telling you about...

[I look up to see a commercial for Gillette that features Adrien Brody, Gael García Bernal, and André 3000.]

Commercial announcer: Come join the Masters of Style (tm)!
Me: Nice.
Mom: I don't know why I like that commercial so much.
Me: You like it because it features three totally hot guys.
Mom: Oh. Yeah. I guess that's it.
Me: You're funny.
Mom: How so?
Me (in falsetto): Gosh, I just don't understand why I like this commercial with three totally hot guys in it. That's so weird!
Mom: Are you making fun of me?
Me: A little, yeah.
Mom: Hrm.

[A few seconds pass.]

Mom: Well, we do like our eye candy.
Me: Yes, we do.