My only beef with the new Expendables trailer...?

[sechan19]

...it assumes that I would actually rather go see Julia Roberts find herself than see a bunch of hot men in their prime blow some shit up. And it assumes that simply on the basis of the fact that I have a twat instead of a cock.

For the record, guys?

Speaking as a woman:

FUCK chick flicks.

(And fuck you for thinking that about me.)

Viva the bomb.

Comments

[xianpu.livejournal.com]

oh HELL YES.

preach it, sister!

[reteva.livejournal.com]

I know, right?!

I don't watch chick flicks. And I sure wouldn't be caught dead watching that piece of elitist, middle-class white-entitlement crap Eat Pray Love. Jesus H. Christ. I mean, what? Having ovaries automatically impairs our ability to watch and appreciate shit blowing up? Hell, I'm not satisfied with the expenditure of my money if shit doesn't blow up at least once! What else are movies for? ;>

Ugh!

[docjeed.livejournal.com]

GIP

[devreux.livejournal.com]

Having ovaries automatically impairs our ability to watch and appreciate shit blowing up? Hell, I'm not satisfied with the expenditure of my money if shit doesn't blow up at least once!
~giggle~ I totally agree!

[reteva.livejournal.com]

GIP?

Go in peace? Ground Impact Point? Get in position?

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[reteva.livejournal.com]

Yay! Being badasses FTW!

[docjeed.livejournal.com]

Gratuitous Icon Post. :-)

And sorry, I don't read kanji.