Dear Weather God...

[sechan19]

...I said "no rain" not "an ass-load of rain."

[sigh]

Comments

[firynze.livejournal.com]

The weather gods are terribly hard of hearing, it seems.

[reteva.livejournal.com]

And I've been sick, too, so I haven't been able to invest the regular amount of energy toward keeping his punk ass in line. ;>

[alateaqoe.livejournal.com]

And you're fighting against the original queen of weather magic - who has decided that the current drought must end now . . . And ordered up a whole s**tload of rain by getting her car washed yesterday.

[reteva.livejournal.com]

Before my roof is fixed?
Et tu, Brute?!

[alateaqoe.livejournal.com]

Sorry I didn't realize your roof was still wonky. I was thinking of my lawn and trees and other plants - plus the fact that parts of Ohio are now spontaneously bursting into flame because they're so dry.

[reteva.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's all good. I was just teasing you. Besides, the needs of the many, right?

[devreux.livejournal.com]

It's not really an ass-load of rain, you know.

Although I suppose that with roof problems, any rain is unwelcome. :-P

[reteva.livejournal.com]

No, I completely agree that it is not an ass-load of rain now. However, when I got up this morning, when I was getting ready for classes, and when I walked to catch the bus/walk to work, it was most definitely coming down by the ass-load. Besides, we all know how I despise inclemency. Wait until the snows begin; I'll be howling. ;>

[foxxydancr.livejournal.com]

it really depends on whose ass, all things considered.

[reteva.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. And we should all bear in mind that an ass-load is not nearly as much as a shit-load (or a fuck-load, for that matter).