Excerpts from a Twilight viewing.

[sechan19]

Mom: So, these vampires can't go out in sunlight because they sparkle?
Me: Yep.
Mom: They fucking sparkle?!
Me: Yep.
Mom: [blank stare]
Me: Yep.

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Mom: So how long before she starts begging him to change her into a vampire?
Me: Any minute now, but he won't do it because he doesn't want to ruin her life.
Mom: So, he'd rather he wasn't changed? He'd rather be dead than be a monster?
Me: I don't think he spends a lot of time thinking things through to their logical conclusions.

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Mom: So if vampires all have special powers, what's the blond girl's power?
Me: ...
Mom: What? She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Me: Yeah, pretty much.

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Mom: Why does that guy want to kill Bella.
Me: Uh, so we can have a plot?
Mom: ...

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Comments

[foxxydancr.livejournal.com]

your mom is my new hero.

(and not the metaphorical social construct of your mom, for a change.)

[derrangedferret.livejournal.com]

when is your mom not your mom?

[firynze.livejournal.com]

I think I adore your mother.

[devreux.livejournal.com]

~giggle~