sechan19: (tormenta)
Basically:
  • As funny when I'm sober as it is when I'm drunk.
  • Without question, one of the worst movies ever made.
  • A party favorite; the film itself has no intrinsic value, but the act of watching it with friends (MST3K-style) is seriously good for the soul, and I would do it again.
More specifically:
  • Jasper's hair is going to kill someone if it doesn't get laid soon.
  • Bella Swan's dad still reminds me of my dad, and I like him for that reason.  He's pretty much the only character in the story that even vaguely approaches an honest portrayal of an actual human being.
  • What the hell was up with that wolf-natives vs. vampire-ancestors flashback?  There were like three different centuries worth of fashion going on there (jodhpurs, people... jodhpurs); and the natives were wearing painted wolf caps, yo.  I mean, seriously.  Sepia does not automatically make everything okay.
  • Romantic conversation can only happen in a tree.  Logistics; schmogistics.
  • Cinematography = good; dialogue = bad.  Delivery of said dialogue = super bad.  (Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.)
  • Forks, WA is a real place... who knew?

Twilight.

Dec. 16th, 2008 11:39 pm
sechan19: (kusama)
Seriously.

What?!

So, like, one of the worst novels ever written leads to one of the worst films ever produced. Big shock. But everything is better with Jameson's. Facts is facts.

[livejournal.com profile] foxxydancr and [livejournal.com profile] derrangedferret and I braved the dangers, the cinematography, and the hair gel. We watched Twilight. It was as bad as we'd imagined. It settled the age old dispute once and for all. And for those curious parties: no, you cannot make a fine purse out of a sow's ear. It really, truly, and seriously cannot be done.

Cannot.

Be. Done.

...

However, I would like to make one note. Stephanie Meyer cannot write. This is clear from her efforts thus far. But even a mediocre writer can get some things right. Amazingly, she got the concept of father-daughter dynamics right.

Her illustration of the relationship between Bella Swan and her father, Charlie, was right on. As a girl who spent a good deal of her teenaged years apart from her father, I can attest to the truth of their relationship. Charlie Swan was always trying, even as he was always kerflumoxed and stopped and confused. He loved his daughter, even as he couldn't understand her, and was protective and indulgent and bewildered.

I saw my own father in him.

Just goes to show you that even the most insipid shlock has something to recommend it.

Love you, Papa. ;)

...

But seriously... Twilight really, really sucks. Alabaster brows. Etc. We were laughing so hard, I felt bad for the other theater-goers.
sechan19: (kusama)
I joined some friends this evening to take in the new James Bond film, which--in a new turn for Bond films--mainly hinges on story arcs laid out in the first Daniel Craig film, Casino Royale.

In summation, the action sequences were as impressive as any you'd expect from a Bond film and I continued to enjoy the burgeoning "relationship" between Bond and M (which I feel is shaping up to be the true heart of this series of films), but I felt that the burden of being a sequel in the traditional sense held this film back in a number of ways, and I hope that future Bond films can do better now that they've been freed of the Vesper-baggage.

They did lay the groundwork for some interesting future entanglements in the form of a shadowy world crime network (a la S.P.E.C.T.R.E.), but the plot was fairly thin with an overload of foreshadowing, a host of clearly expendable characters, and a denouement that I saw twenty minutes into the flick--something that caused me to spend the rest of the time wondering why Bond couldn't wrap his blunt instrument around it.

But hanging out with friends was a blast, as always. We're planning to do it all again for the new Star Trek. (Hells to the yes!)
sechan19: (kusama)
The first time I watched this movie, I didn't appreciate it that much. This is probably because the film is loosely based on Romeo and Juliette, a play that I really hate, and because I watched it for the first time at about two o'clock in the morning during a bout of insomnia--not the best time for reflection.

I gave it a second try, however, before sending it back to netflix in quest of something else, because it was simply such a beautiful film (both visually and musically) that I couldn't help myself. I'm glad I did.

This movie, though possessed of minor flaws, is really excellent. It is a Romeo-and-Juliette tale, but it manages to go beyond that by dispensing with the tawdry themes of hate in a rather succinct fashion. In this tale, the main characters do come from families that hate one another, but that hatred is so long-standing, and so ever-present, as to have become entirely mundane.

The people in this film are fighting one another, not out of hate (although that is the avowed reason) but simply because they know of no other way to live their life except in the pursuit of death. In a way, their meeting in battle is a kind of romance--the only time any of them ever feel alive. Into this environment come our star-crossed lovers: one a man who believes that their clans can be more than they ever were before, one a woman who fears that people can escape neither their nature nor their fate.

I won't tell you who the film ultimately deems to have the right of the issue, but I will say that upon reflection I found the presentation of this conflict ingeniously profound. And I really enjoyed it.

Dirty?

Oct. 26th, 2008 12:20 pm
sechan19: (kusama)
I found myself engrossed in a movie that kept me up until 2am last night. The film in question was 2000's Dirty Pictures, a based-on-the-true-story drama of Daniel Barrie, once the curator of Cincinnati's Contemporary Arts Center, who brought a Robert Mapplethorpe exhibition to his museum and subsequently faced fanatical right-wing opposition, community censure, and criminal charges.

I was really knocked back by the theme of this film, which was essentially an exploration of the nature of freedom and the efforts one is sometimes forced to exert in order to maintain freedom. I felt, and still feel, that the struggles over this exhibition were about more than just a definition of art, or of obscenity, but instead were about one person's right to hold intrinsically to their own beliefs in the face of other people's derision and outrage. I found the dramatization of these themes and questions very gripping.

But I have to admit, watching the film made me angry. It irked me to see the mobilized coalition of right-wing religious fanatics in full swing, pompous and narrow-minded as most of them are, so jealous of the private lives of others that they would spend any coin to control them. I found myself biting my tongue in places to avoid screaming at the television screen in frustration (it was almost 2 in the morning, after all, and I do have neighbors).

These people scare the shit out of me.

And I see things like Governor Sarah Palin saying on national television that she doesn't know if she'd call the bombing of an abortion clinic domestic terrorism (because McCain associates with those people, after all), and I want to shriek.

And I note that at the beginning of the film I watched last night, there was an additional parental discretion warning to let the viewers know that Mapplethorpe images would be seen in this film. (Quelle shock, ne? Mapplethorpe images in a film about Mapplethorpe!) So we still have not completely won our freedom.
sechan19: (lin fengmian)
* I have determined that there are four essentials in life: air, water, sustenance, and music. Pretty much anything else I could get along without, if I absolutely had to.
* The first symphony concert of the year was wonderful, although I have to say that if Shostakovich's tenth is a "perfect horror film of a symphony" as I once proclaimed, the eighth is a documentary of atrocity. It was brilliantly composed and masterfully played, and while I listened to it I felt a seething roil of emotions: anger, despair, loathing, and on, and on, as I exerted a herculean force to still the squirming that threatened to burst to the surface every moment that passed. I appreciated the symphony, but I hated it.
* Rachmaninoff's Rhapsody on a Theme of Paginini for Piano and Orchestra was magic, and the encore--Prelude in G--was heartwrenchingly exquisite. Hopefully, I will now stop being dead to the folks who lambasted me for hating the first piano concerto.
* Princess Lily (Mia Sara) should not sing. It largely because she should not sing that the director's cut of Legend, which does have its interesting moments, falls way, way short of the lyrical excellence of the original theatrical release. Jerry Goldsmith's original score is another core reason for the failure.
sechan19: (kusama)
The audio commentary track for the film Versus is one of the funniest things I've ever listened to in my entire life. Ever.


HAVE SOME FUN!

Dilemma.

Sep. 20th, 2008 01:04 pm
sechan19: (lin fengmian)
Today's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me! featured Leonard Nimoy in a segment entitled, "You're Not That Spock, Either!"--a that's-not-my-job game. During the interview portion of the segment they talked about the upcoming Star Trek movie that features young actors in the classic roles from the original TV series. Nimoy heartily endorsed the project, asserting that it will be a wonderful film. He also discussed his short role.

So, I suddenly feel torn. When I first heard about this project, I was really disgusted with the concept. I still dislike it on a fundamental level. But I do respect Leonard Nimoy, and his endorsement of the project leads me to think I should give it a chance. And I wonder if I shouldn't allow myself to lock into that nothing-could-be-as-good-as-it-was-when-I-was-young mentality that is the hallmark of every old grouch, and that such an immediate dismissal of a new Star Trek film foretells.

So I guess I'm withholding judgment for the time being, and we'll see how that goes. It hasn't exactly been my strong point in the past. Heh.
sechan19: (morisot)
Tropic Thunder is easily one of the funniest movies ever made. Seriously. There were moments during this film where I honestly thought that I was going to become apoplectic. I couldn't stop laughing. Like, at all. The humor is biting and brilliant, the acting is sharp and skewering, and Tom Cruise fucking owns this motion picture. In one single side-splitting dance sequence he completely regains any and all of his street cred. For reals. Everyone needs to see this movie.

Nine Inch Nails gave a typical performance at Cleveland's Quicken Loans Arena on Friday. For the most part, I enjoyed it. However, in my opinion, there were significant flaws with the show. First of all, the light show--though very high-tech and oft-times intriguing--has gotten totally out of control. It cuts the band off from the audience and completely ruins any chance of synergy. The result is a somewhat static show that feels longer than it is. When the LCD screens were out of the way and the band was visible, I felt much more in the zone and was able to enjoy the groove.

Another problem is that many of the songs are so rehearsed, so locked-in to a specific mode of performance, that they too are stagnant. Granted, this is way more noticeable to the fan who's taking in concert number twelve--yes, I've seen Nails that many times--than it is for the fan who's taking in concert number one, but I can't help feeling that the lack of spontaneity must come through to the newbies somewhat as well. That said, the new material was great. "Head Down," in particular, rocks as much as I thought it would, and the instrumental stuff was beyond cool. Trent Reznor can play the xylophone, yo. Who knew?

Finally, after a long conversation on the above topics with my mom--who also loves the Nails and attended the show with me--I finally realized the overarching problem with the Nine Inch Nails show: Trent Reznor.

The man is a musical genius, there's no question of that. And he's certainly got more energy at forty-three than I had at fourteen, but he is not capable of connecting with his fanbase in a live setting. He barely looked at the audience the whole show and said not a word to them either. The introductions and thanks he gave at the end don't count. I'm almost positive he opened up because his family was at the show (Cleveland is his adopted hometown) and for no other reason.

It's a shame. He'll never be able to match the impact of his albums, let alone surpass them, until he can connect with the crowd and generate the energy that turns a performance by a star into an exchange between friends.

That said, I'll probably go to the Columbus show in November. I'll never get over hoping for better, I guess.
sechan19: Photo of me in a Spider-man crop trop. (Default)
For those who are interested, the movie we watched last night was called Dragon Tiger Gate. From it, B. and I learned that the keys to a solid B-movie are low-lighting, lots of plaster, wire-stunts, cheap effects, capes, masks, and wifebeaters.

If you think we're wrong, consider Big Trouble in Little China.

See?

Here's a link to the IMDB page for Dragon Tiger Gate: Lung fu moon (Dragon Tiger Gate)
sechan19: (morisot)
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] muroku for reminding me about Spielberg's latest sure-to-be-a-sci-fi-travesty project: A live action Ghost in the Shell remake.

Here's her excellent commentary on the subject. There are links to a couple of news stories about the project in her post, and there are comments about it from both she and I in my last entry.

I really am going to have to bitchsmack him.
sechan19: (kusama)
Steven:

Did I, or did I not, tell you to stop fucking making science fiction films? I seem to recall that I did, and not once or twice but repeatedly. I told you after A.I. (ugh), after Minority Report (bleck), after War of the Worlds (hork).

I told you to knock it the hell off.

But did you listen? Huh? Did you?

No.

And now you've gone and ruined a perfectly good franchise with more of your flying saucer bullshit.

Here's a newsflash, loser:
Indiana Jones is supposed to be campy, not ridiculous. (And it sure as fuck is not supposed to be Close Encounters of the Third Kind with explosions.)

Just keep it up, son. I will fully come and put the smackdown on your punk ass.

Don't think I won't.

...

Douchebag.

EDIT: I apologize for the rampant profanity in this post, but Spielberg seriously earned it. That is all.
sechan19: (morisot)
All three presentations are now done.

The war paper is currently a draft of fifteen pages, the Japanese paper has to be corrected and resubmitted, and the paper for my advisor exists only as an outline at present.

The presentation for my advisor, K., went fairly well. I talked about my project, from a six-page outline, for over an hour and got good feedback from her - which included comments like, "have clearly done as much as you can in English, which is great" and "working on something that no one else is talking about" and "so happy to see this topic finally being examined in detail." I'm fairly pleased with what I've accomplished thus far and where I'm hoping to take the project in the upcoming year.

Also, I was selected for a 2008 Foreign Language and Area Studies (FLAS) Summer Fellowship! [does dance of joy]

The deadline for my final paper for K. has been extended slightly, which gives me more time to translate sources, check facts, and refine the present argument. It also enables me to take a nap - which I will be doing shortly - and maybe watch a movie.

Lately, I've been on a Kitano "Beat" Takeshi kick. So far, I've watched Kikujiro and Sonatine - both of which I loved. Additionally, I finally snagged a copy of Battle Royale and watched it. ([livejournal.com profile] lillith_knox, we'll watch it together another time because I would totally watch it again. I really dug it!) Anyway, Kitano didn't direct that film - he only starred in it - but it was still intriguing and - also - gross. It led me to another of Kitano's films, Kids Return, which stars one of the actors from Battle Royale - Ando Masanobu - who some of you may recall as the student who signed on for fun and who never said a single word. I was rather impressed with him, and thought I'd continue the Kitano kick with one of his offerings just to see if he's any good as an actor when he has dialog.

But first - the nap. The nap has been a long time in the making.

Pleasant dreams, yo.

Odds.

Mar. 30th, 2008 11:47 am
sechan19: (kusama)
A delightful evening at the symphony with Mom this weekend made me aware of the fact that I am not overly keen on Rachmaninov, especially his piano concertos. I haven't heard much of his work, but last night's concerto #3 didn't do much for persuading me to listen to any more of it. Rachmaninov struck me as overly virtuoso, florid, unending, and wholly lacking in cohesion. No one ever told Rachmaninov that too much was enough, I suppose.

Shostakovich's Symphony #10, on the other hand, was astounding - a perfect horror film of a symphony: tense, crushing, inescapable. A perfectly interwoven piece of panic.

In other news, I had the chance this weekend to watch some news programing. (I have a television but no cable or antenna, and I generally like it that way.) One of the things I found most interesting was a segment on Real Time with Bill Maher,where they interviewed democrats in California, asking them who they were voting for and if that person wasn't the democratic pick if they would vote for the rival. I was struck by the fact that, contrary to endless media speculation, the demographics for Hilary and Obama supporters was far more varied than we'd been led to believe. Men were voting for Hilary; women for Obama; and most vowed to vote for the democratic candidate whoever that turned out to be.

One man, classically, remarked that if the democrats hauled someone in off the street he'd vote for them. Gotta love it!

The media is blathering on and on about the viciousness of this campaign, going on about race and gender divergence that will never again be healed, and I think it's a lot of nonsense. Certainly, this contest has highlighted the realities of gender and racial inequality, but the politicking that has gone on in this primary is nothing new - it is the way things have always been done. And once the contest ends - once the referendum is over and the candidate is chosen - the democrats and, I believe, a large majority of the people will rally behind whoever the democratic nominee is. At least, that's what I'm hoping - because John McCain is a doddering moron and if the majority of people in this country are not yet sick of Republican corruption and mismanagement, well then... we deserve what we get.

Moving on to a final and less depressing subject (in a manner of speaking), I saw a wonderfully frightening movie this weekend. The Messengers, directed by the Pang Brothers and produced by Sam Raimi's Ghost House Productions, is a fantastically creepy film. It capitalizes on the notion that the best horror films are those where the horror elements are merely there, where the story is actually about something else. If you enjoy a good, intelligent, gripping scare - see this film.

Wild Zero.

Mar. 4th, 2008 09:02 pm
sechan19: (kusama)
I could not even begin to ever hope of coming close to a description of this movie, let alone a synopsis. All I will say on the matter is that when I hit the hometown in a few days I will have a copy of the dvd with me. And then it's on, bitches.

Casshern.

Feb. 22nd, 2008 01:10 pm
sechan19: (kusama)
Reincarnated with an invincible body to fight an iron devil. If Casshern does not do it, who will?

This film, like its tagline, has meaning that is rather difficult to come to grips with. Ostensibly, the story is this:

In an unspecified future, civilization is falling apart--torn down by war and disease. One doctor, living in the Eastern Federation, thinks he may have found a way to combat the effects of radioactivity and chemical waste that are ravaging the population (including his beloved wife), but the consequences of his discovery are far darker than could have been imagined. In the meantime, his son has gone to war against the terrorists of Eurasian Zone Seven, but the flame of idealistic nationalism has failed to protect him from reality, and he returns to his father's laboratory as a corpse just as crisis erupts in the containment chamber.

Though beautifully rendered, this movie is in some ways very unwieldy. The original film clocked in at over two hours, while its American release was cut to come in under the two-mark. (A professor once told me that this was common with foreign language films released in America - the reason being that Americans don't like to read for more than two hours at a stretch... pathetic, isn't it?) Despite this cut, the story still follows a very classically Japanese storytelling pattern that can be hard for those unused to it to appreciate. The pattern is simply thus: an extremely long exposition that leads to a sudden and fleeting climax.

The climax of the story is what holds the meaning; it is where all the pieces of the initial exposition fall into place and crystallize in the mind of the viewer. And it is not possible without that exposition.

In Casshern, the moment of realization is sublimely powerful. The film broaches a number of tough topics--most notably the struggles between humanity and monstrosity, between love and hate, between forgiveness and grudge--but there are no simple answers, and perhaps Casshern's ambiguous ending is a deliberate acknowledgment of that. I would probably have to watch it again many times (I've already seen it thrice) before I arrived at a definite conclusion, and even then...

I only know that it moves me, and that while it inspires me to pity the monsters wherever I find them--in myself and in others--it also admonishes me to believe that transformation is always possible for anyone and everyone.

Ju-on 2.

Feb. 8th, 2008 06:16 pm
sechan19: (tormenta)
So, the reviewers who said that Ju-on 2 was a better movie than Ju-on were smoking crack. I don't have time to get into the details very much, but pretty much any movie that features a sequence where a vengeful ghost emerges from the twat of a pregnant woman is a bad movie. It wasn't scary in Warlock 2; it wasn't scary here.

Actually, I think the dvd menu playback was scarier than the film.

Ah well, you win some; you lose some.

Kwaidan.

Sep. 29th, 2007 07:31 pm
sechan19: (kusama)
So, I went today - accompanied by the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] alateaqoe - to view a showing of Kwaidan, the 1965 filmed version of Lafcadio Hearn's classic compendium of Japanese ghost stories.

Words simply cannot express how mind-blowingly-good this film was. Not only was it richly detailed and accurate in its presentations of the Heian and Edo periods, and not only were the four selected tales (told in individual vignettes) gorgeously lyrical and creepy, but the production (particularly in terms of the sound and art direction) was superbly beautiful. The textures of sounds and silences, colors and lines, forms and movements were all synchronistically calibrated to heighten the mood to a near breaking point of tension and unease, before delivering denouements that were by turns horrifying, heartbreaking, pulse-pounding, and breathtaking.

As to the film's place in the history of Japanese horror iconography, it is indeed the landmark I'd expected. The use of classic imagery throughout is staggering in its calculation and execution, and it worked - and worked - and worked. This film is utterly essential for anyone interested in the Japanese film genre. 'Nuff said.

Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] parowa and [livejournal.com profile] docjeed who came out for the show as well. I only wish we could have coordinated something beforehand, but the after talk was nevertheless brilliant. We have to do it again sometime! (I vote for The Devil's Backbone. ;) )
sechan19: (kusama)
In Franco's Spain, a young girl is on her way - with her very pregnant mother - to join her stepfather at his army outpost. He is a sadistic captain in Franco's army fighting a deadly war with the rebels that live in the surrounding woods. On route their convoy stops to give the girl's mother air and the girl wanders down the road a ways, discovering a piece of stone that has broken off from a carved totem of some kind. The girl replaces it and it is by this action that the faeries know her for the long lost daughter of the king of the underworld, and so begins her journey to undertake the three tasks that will open the portal and take her home to her true family.

This tale is interspersed with the story of the rebels who fight against Franco's regime, with the cruelty and strangeness of the captain the girl's mother has married, and with themes of courage and sacrifice. It is beautiful, frightening, and intensely graphically violent. Written and directed by the man who helmed such projects as Mimic, Blade II, and Hellboy, who could expect anything else. (Although, amusingly, I would estimate about 85% of the packed audience at the theater were completely and utterly taken aback by the gut-wrenching horror sequences.)

Pan's Labyrinth has many things to recommend it - not the least of which is gorgeous filming and acting - but what I loved most about the film was the leading way the narrative brought the audience to a single, shinning point of beauty. Beyond its overlapping themes of choice and consequence, cruelty and kindness, courage, sacrifice, failure, and fear, was one of the most sublime depictions of the notion that dying is easy while living is hard - not for the faint of heart, you might say, nor for the weak in spirit.

Dr. Ferreiro, Mercedes, and Ofelia were the brave, the strong, the true, and my life will be all the richer for spending a bit of my time in their company.

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